Why did the blonde bring a map to the escape room? She wanted to make sure she got lost in the right place.

How did the blonde react when her phone screen cracked? She thought the apps were getting too realistic.

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the job interview? She wanted to reflect back on the questions.

What did the blonde say when asked to solve a Rubik's cube? 'I don't have time for puzzles, I'm busy winning at life.'

Why did the blonde bring a laptop to the restaurant? To have a byte with her meal.

How did the blonde react when told she won the lottery? She asked if she could get a refund instead.

What did the blonde do when she received a traffic ticket? She tried to pay with Monopoly money.

Why did the blonde carry a calculator to the party? In case she needed to divide and conquer.

How did the blonde react when she lost her keys in the sand? She thought she was on a treasure hunt.

Why did the blonde bring a dictionary to the movie theater? To look up the meaning of silent films.

What did the blonde say to her reflection in the mirror? 'Wow, you look just like me!'

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She started looking for the mother.

Why did the blonde bring a bag of frozen peas to the party? In case there was a heat wave.

How did the blonde die while drinking soda? The can said 'shake well before opening.'

Why did the blonde stare at the clock? Because it said 'time to go home.'

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Do Not Enter' sign? 'I can't read that language.'

Why don't blondes use bookmarks? They prefer to bend the page corners.

Why don't blondes play hide and seek? No one will look for them.

What did the blonde customer say after reading the menu? 'The suspense is killing me.'

Why do blondes have see-through lunchboxes? So they can tell if they're on their way home or on their way to work.

Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the refrigerator? In case she wanted black coffee.