Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get her breasts done there.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occurred around the home? She moved.

What do you call a blonde with a book? A coloring expert.

What do you call a blonde with a map? Lost but looking fabulous.

Why did the blonde take a flashlight to bed? She wanted to have a bright idea.

What do you call a blonde with a GPS? Directionally challenged.

What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A lightning rod.

Why did the blonde bring a watch to the bar? She heard it was happy hour.

What do you call a blonde with a cell phone? A tele-blonde.

What do you call a blonde with a half-baked idea? A dim light bulb.

What do you call a blonde with a dog? Fur-brained.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? She heard they had a highball special.

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call a blonde with an IQ of 150? A hockey mom.

Why was the blonde staring at the can of orange juice? Because it said 'concentrate'.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the interview? To draw her conclusion.

What did the blonde say when asked what's on the other side of the ocean? 'No idea, I couldn't find a ladder.'

How does a blonde keep her diet in check? By holding the cookies against the mirror and eating whatever she sees.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her phone? She called it with her calculator.

Why did the blonde buy a solar-powered flashlight? She heard it shines for free.