Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde try to kill a spider? She asked it to fill out a form and wait for her to approve it.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Warning: High Voltage' sign? 'I'm more of a low voltage kind of person.'
Why did the blonde try to use a calculator as a phone? She heard it had 'call' functions.
How did the blonde get locked out of her phone? She forgot her password and thought it was a physical key.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Smoking' sign? 'I'll just vape instead.'
Why did the blonde try to send an email through the mailbox? She wanted to save on postage stamps.
How did the blonde try to kill a mosquito? She asked it to wait for her to find the bug spray.
Why did the blonde stare at the shampoo bottle for hours? Because it said 'lather, rinse, and repeat'.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the store? To draw her curtains.
Why did the blonde throw caution to the wind? Because it was too heavy.
What did the blonde say when she saw her reflection in a puddle? 'Hey, that guy looks just like me!'
Why did the blonde bring a truckload of bricks to the desert? So she could build a fireplace.
What did the blonde do when the doctor told her she had low iron? She started eating more cereal.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the dinner party? In case she needed to draw a conclusion.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Trespassing' sign? 'Oops, sorry, I thought it said No Stress Passing.'
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can? She was waiting for it to unfreeze.
How did the blonde feel after finishing a puzzle in 6 months? Proud to be a part of a national geographic campaign.
What did the blonde do with the ransom money? She returned it because she thought it was a 'grand prize' award.
Why did the blonde carry a ladder to the gym? She heard it was the best way to reach new heights.
Why did the blonde go to the antique store with a flashlight? To search for the old generation of light bulbs.
What did the blonde do when someone told her she lost her marbles? She went looking for them in her marble collection.