Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Paint a finish line at the bottom of a pool and tell her to wait for you there.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? 'I prefer the Exit, more dramatic!'
Why couldn't the blonde take the stairs at the library? She heard they had too many plot twists.
What do you call a blonde with a GPS? Lost.
How do you confuse a blonde at a bakery? Ask for a bread sandwich.
How do you confuse a blonde in Arizona? Tell her a cactus is a succulent plant.
Why did the blonde bring a hairdryer to the desert? To dry the sand.
What do you call a blonde with a pet rock? In need of a new hobby.
Why did the blonde take a spoon to the concert? She heard they were serving up some good beats.
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the beach? In case she wanted to nap on the waves.
What do you call a blonde at a golf course? The ball retriever.
What do you call a blonde with a bottle of water? A waternoisseur.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in her pocket? To keep her company cold.
What do you call a blonde with a brain freeze? A nut popsicle.
Why did the blonde try to steal a police car? She wanted to take her driving test in a safe environment.
Why did the blonde bring a key to the bakery? She heard they had sweet rolls.
How do you confuse a blonde at the airport? Tell her to meet you at the gate marked 'board'.
What do you call a blonde with a piece of plywood? Woody Harrelson.
Why did the blonde become a gardener? She heard you could grow instant noodles in a cup of water.
How do you get a blonde off your doorstep? Pay for the pizza.
Why did the blonde wear a tie to the job interview? She heard it was a formal affair.