Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Touch' sign at the museum? 'But I wanted to make art!'
How did the blonde almost get lost in a parking lot? She followed the 'Mind the Step' signs too closely.
Why did the blonde bring a map to the beach? She wanted to 'surf' the directions to the shore.
Why couldn't the blonde understand the 'May Contain Nuts' warning label? She was looking for bolts.
How do you confuse a blonde cooking spaghetti? Tell her to measure 'one noodle past al dente'.
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the cafe? She heard they served 'dreamy' lattes.
Why did the blonde bring a microscope to the art show? She wanted to see the 'big picture'.
How did the blonde end up in the wrong movie theater? She mistook 'Gone with the Wind' for 'Blown Away'.
Why did the blonde take a shovel to the beach? She wanted to 'dig in' to the sand castle competition.
Why did the blonde take a car door to the desert? She heard it was the only way to roll down the window.
Why did the blonde go to the doctor with a hole in her sock? She heard it was a 'sock' hole specialist.
Why did the blonde wear headphones to the bar? To tune out the voices in her head asking for a drink.
What did the blonde say when her computer froze? 'Why is my mouse not running on its wheel?'
Why did the blonde bring a tambourine to the bar? She wanted to 'shake things up'.
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the salon? She heard they had high standards for haircuts.
Why did the blonde fail her driving test four times? It's hard to parallel park when you think in 2D.
How do you confuse a blonde at the airport? Tell her to catch her flight at Gate 13B, Terminal A, Building 6.
Why did the blonde start a dating service for chickens? She heard they were looking for 'free range' love.
How did the blonde almost drown while eating a pizza? She thought the crust was a 'life preserver'.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Parking' sign? 'Good thing I'm not driving, I'm flying!'
Why did the blonde bring a shopping cart to the gym? She thought lifting weights meant supermarket shopping.