Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the movie theater? So she could watch the trailer twice!
Why did the blonde bring a thermometer to the bar? She heard the drinks were 'cool'!
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She flushed it down the toilet!
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She threw it a 'cease and desist' letter!
How did the blonde try to kill a bug? She called the exterminator and asked for a 'bug-be-gone' sign!
Why did the blonde bring a thermometer to the bar? She thought the drinks might be too 'hot'!
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She put it in the microwave!
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the hockey game? She thought it was going to be a 'fork' fight!
Why did the blonde bring a helmet to the bar? She heard they had a head banging contest!
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She threw it on dry land!
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the desert? So she could see the oasis!
How did the blonde drown a fish? She put it in water and forgot to take it out!
Why did the blonde wear a coat in the hot tub? She heard it was a 'hot' tub!
Why did the blonde turn down the job at the M&M factory? She said she couldn't work with all those W's!
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the desert? She heard it was too hot to handle!
Why did the blonde bring a baseball bat to the cooking competition? She heard they needed a good batter!
What do you call a blonde underneath a car? A mechanic!
Why did the blonde take a scale to the bar? She heard they had a weigh-in!
Why did the blonde keep her clothes in the oven? She heard that's where the hottest fashion is!
How did the blonde break her nose while at the bar? She tripped over the cocktail lounge!
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the football game? She heard the players were going for a high score!