Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde do when she saw a bee? She asked it for fashion advice.
Why did the blonde bring a key to the bar? She wanted to unlock the fun.
Why did the blonde bring a camera to the bar? She wanted to capture the moment.
What did the blonde do when she saw a scarecrow? She asked it if it wanted a makeover.
How did the blonde try to fix a leaking faucet? She called a plumber.
Why did the blonde bring a rubber band to the bar? She wanted to have a bouncing good time.
What did the blonde do when she saw a skeleton? She asked it for a dance.
Why did the blonde bring a guitar to the bar? She heard it was a string-along.
Why did the blonde bring a clock to the bar? She heard the drinks were timeless.
What did the blonde do when she saw a cloud shaped like a bunny? She asked it to hop away.
How did the blonde try to fix a leaky roof? She put a bucket in the attic.
Why did the blonde bring a bell to the bar? She wanted to ring in the good times.
What did the blonde do when she saw a rainbow? She searched for the pot of gold.
Why did the blonde bring a scarf to the bar? She heard it was a 'wrap' party.
Why did the blonde bring a football to the bar? She heard it was a touchdown.
Why did the blonde become a landscape photographer? She heard the camera adds ten pounds.
What did the blonde say when asked what's on TV? 'Dust.'
How did the blonde try to cure a headache? Took the aspirin out of the bottle first.
Why did the blonde bring a phone to the bar? She heard the drinks were calling her.
What did the blonde do when she saw the 'don't walk' sign? She made sure to stay still.
How did the blonde feel after finishing the puzzle? Proud and exhausted.