Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the packet.
What do you call two blondes in a car? Dual airbags.
How did the blonde try to fix a broken window? She put a sign that said 'out of order'.
Why did the blonde bring a candle to the bar? She wanted to light up the night.
What did the blonde do when she saw a unicorn? She asked it for a ride.
How did the blonde try to fix a broken clock? She asked for the time.
What did the blonde do when she saw a puddle? She asked if it wanted company.
Why did the blonde bring a banana to the bar? She heard it was a-peeling.
What did the blonde do when she saw a ghost? She asked it for fashion tips.
How did the blonde try to fix a broken chair? She sat on it and hoped for the best.
Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? She heard it was off the charts.
What did the blonde do when she saw a squirrel? She asked if it had any nuts.
How did the blonde impress her boss? She told him she could multitask.
What did the blonde do when she saw a spider? She asked it if it wanted to hang out.
How did the blonde try to fix a flat tire? She called AAA and waited for a man.
Why did the blonde bring a wallet to the bar? She heard it was cash only.
What did the blonde say when she saw a Chia Pet? 'Hey, look at that grass head!'
How did the blonde try to put out a fire? She added more fuel.
Why did the blonde bring a basketball to the bar? She heard it was a slam dunk.
How did the blonde impress her friends? She told them she was learning Italian.
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? She heard it was the 'rest' place in town.