Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the desert? She heard there were no other reflections!
What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took a taxi to the next bus stop!
Why did the blonde take a hammer to the computer? She wanted to fix the 'broken' screen!
What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to be hot outside? She called triple A to get her sun hat ready!
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her sunglasses? She looked for them with her eyes closed!
Why did the blonde jump up and down on the bed? She heard it was good exercise!
Why did the blonde bring a hairdryer to the beach? To have 'blow-dry waves'!
What did the blonde do when she found a map marked 'You Are Here'? She wondered how they knew where she was!
Why did the blonde go to the movie theater with a shovel? To dig the plot!
What did the blonde do when she stepped on a scale and it said 'one at a time, please'? She stepped off and tried again!
Why did the blonde bring a video camera to the bar? She heard they were shooting a 'cocktail' movie!
Why did the blonde throw butter out the window? To see butter-fly!
What does a blonde do when she sees her name in the dictionary? She thinks she's a definition!
Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of orange juice for hours? Because it said 'concentrate'!
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen juice can? Because it said 'concentrate'!
Why did the blonde fail the jigsaw puzzle in 5 months? The box said 3-4 years.
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of puzzles? 'I think I will put it together.'
Why did the blonde keep a ruler on her dashboard? She wanted to measure how long she had been driving.
How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? Knock on the door.
What did the blonde say when asked if her TV was working? 'Yes, I saw it with my own ears.'
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.