Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Swimming' sign? 'But I'm blonde, not a fish!'
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Entry' sign? 'I'll just exit instead!'
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the theater? She wanted to reflect on the play.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Do Not Disturb' sign? 'I'll just knock quietly!'
Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the music concert? She wanted to be in the band.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Smoking' sign? 'But I'm on fire!'
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the beach? She wanted to see her reflection in the sea.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Trespassing' sign? 'I'll just take a little peek!'
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the art exhibit? She wanted to see the higher arts.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Employees Only' sign? 'But I work everywhere!'
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the zoo? She heard there would be a lot of feeding time.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Soliciting' sign? 'I only offer smiles for free!'
What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel? 'Someone dropped their cellphone!'
What did the blonde say when she saw the stop sign? 'What? I can't read Spanish!'
Why did the blonde bring a hairbrush to the bar? She heard it was a good place to get noticed.
How did the blonde break her nose? She thought the elevator was a face lift.
Why did the blonde take a hammer to the concert? She wanted to rock 'n roll.
Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the theater? She heard it was a packed show.
How did the blonde break her finger? She tried to dial 9-1-1 on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the party? She heard they were having a sleepover.