Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde rent a helicopter for a party? She heard it was 'taking off'.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the barbecue? She heard it was a 'spoon-fed' event.
Why did the blonde break a mirror? She wanted to see how good she looked in pieces.
What did the blonde do when she saw her shoes were too tight? She went on a diet.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She went looking for the 'corn' in 'Unicorn'.
Why did the blonde take a hammer to the computer? She wanted to hit 'Enter'.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Paint' sign? She painted over it.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the party? She heard they were sketchy.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign 'No Smoking'? 'Oh no, I left my cigarettes at home!'
Why did the blonde get excited about a garage sale? She thought it was 'cardio sale'.
Why did the blonde take a mirror to the desert? To see if it was a 'hotspot'.
Why did the blonde go to the bank with a vacuum? To get rid of her 'dust deposits'.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? She entered.
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the restaurant? So she could see how she eats.
Why did the blonde try to climb a flagpole? She heard the highest point gets good reception.
Why did the blonde take a steering wheel to the beach? To navigate the waves.
Why did the blonde bring a knife to the gunfight? She thought it was a 'cutting-edge' event.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the cooking class? She wanted to 'pound' the meat.
Why did the blonde try to swim in a fountain? She heard it was a 'splash zone'.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bakery? She heard they had fresh rolls.
How did the blonde die while baking? She got caught in a muffin top.