Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde go to the paint store? She heard they had the best brushes.
How does a blonde measure her intelligence? With a ruler.
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the concert? She heard it had a high note.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bank? She wanted to access her money from the top floor.
Why did the blonde put her phone in the freezer? She wanted to freeze her data plan.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call for help.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the restaurant? She wanted to try the high cuisine.
How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a task that requires two hands and she'll ask for help.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bakery? She heard they had the best bread on the top shelf.
Why did the blonde take a ruler to the amusement park? To see how tall she could ride.
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the concert? She heard it was a step up from other shows.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the dentist? She heard they do root canals on the top floor.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the football game? She wanted to see the high fives.
Why did the blonde put her earrings in the toaster? She wanted to make hot cross buns.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they're too busy taking selfies.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the garden? She wanted to reach new heights in planting flowers.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Beware of Dog' sign? She petted the mailbox.
Why did the blonde put her phone in the oven? She wanted a hot line.
How did the blonde break her leg while snowboarding? She tried to snowplow with her skis.
Why did the blonde take a car to the dealership? She thought it needed a oil change.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'No Parking' sign? She parked and waited to see what would happen.