Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the party? She heard it was going to be a 'dig' event.
Why did the blonde bring a knife to the dinner party? She heard it was going to be a 'cutting-edge' evening.
Why did the blonde bring a fan to the bar? She wanted to blow away the competition.
Why did the blonde bring a tape measure to the park? To see how long the grass was.
Why did the blonde bring a screwdriver to the movie theater? She wanted to twist the plot.
Why did the blonde bring a sleeping bag to the restaurant? She heard it was great for 'food coma' naps.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the concert? She wanted to rock out.
Why did the blonde bring a magnifying glass to the beach? To search for some 'sunshine'.
Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the bar? She wanted to dive into the drinks.
Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the party? She wanted to brighten up the room.
Why did the blonde bring a microphone to the library? She wanted to 'sing' the praises of the books.
Why did the blonde bring a compass to the picnic? To make sure they were 'heading' in the right direction.
Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the pool party? She wanted to dive into the fun.
Why did the blonde bring a vacuum to the bar? She wanted to clean up with the jokes.
Why did the blonde bring a leash to the bar? She heard it was a 'really wild' night.
Why did the blonde bring a fishing rod to the movie theater? She heard they were showing a 'reel' good film.
Why did the blonde bring a deck of cards to the bar? She heard it was a 'full house'.
Why did the blonde bring a calculator to a blind date? In case they needed to 'calculate' the chemistry.
Why did the blonde bring a magnifying glass to the beach? To find some 'rays' of sunshine.
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to the restaurant? She wanted to 'pack' in as much food as possible.
Why did the blonde try to bake cookies in the toaster? She heard they were 'oven-ready'.