How did the blonde break her finger dialing a phone number? She got stuck on the last digit.

Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bar? To keep track of her bar tab.

Why did the blonde stare at the clock for an hour? She was waiting for it to turn into a sundial.

Why did the blonde stare at the light bulb? She thought it was a bright idea.

How did the blonde break her arm bowling? She fell in the ball return.

Why did the blonde bring a thermometer to the bar? To make sure it was a hot spot.

What did the blonde say when she saw a sign that said 'No Trespassing'? 'How am I supposed to get in?'

Why did the blonde bring a hairdryer to the bar? In case things got heated.

Why did the blonde stare at the calendar for hours? She was waiting for the month to change.

How did the blonde break her foot kicking a ball? She missed.

What did the blonde say when she saw a sign that said 'Keep Off the Grass'? 'But how will I get to the other side?'

How did the blonde break her nose while jogging? She ran into a parked car.

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to make a birdhouse out of Cheerios? She couldn't figure out why the birds kept coming back for more.

Why did the blonde put ice in her cereal? She wanted a cool breakfast.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to snow? She packed her bikini and headed to the beach.

Why did the blonde try to wear a cap while drinking soda? To keep the bubbles from getting in her hair.

How did the blonde laugh herself to sleep? She read a joke book.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Send Nudes' sign? 'Where do I buy them?'

What did the blonde do when she heard she could win a trip to the Sun? She packed extra sunscreen.

What did the blonde say when asked if she believed in ghosts? 'Well, I haven't seen any, but I always leave a light on, just in case.'

Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs into the air? She wanted to feed the cloud.