Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Yield' sign? 'I prefer corn.'
Why did the blonde bring a dictionary to the bar? To look up all the unfamiliar shots.
How did the blonde break her foot getting dressed? She tripped over her own style.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Sharp Curve' sign? 'Why so edgy?'
Why did the blonde bring a tape measure to the bar? To size up the competition.
How did the blonde break her wrist knitting? She got in a purl of confusion.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Merging Traffic' sign? 'But I like to keep things separate.'
Why did the blonde bring a phonebook to the bar? To order her drinks by the directory.
How did the blonde break her ankle reading? She fell into a plot hole.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Bridge Freezes Before Road' sign? 'So the road gets chilly first?'
Why did the blonde bring a compass to the bar? To navigate to happy hour.
How did the blonde break her thumb fishing? She reeled in a bad catch.
Why did the blonde bring a baseball bat to the bar? She wanted to hit a home run.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Watch for Ice' sign? 'I prefer Coldplay.'
Why did the blonde bring a hairbrush to the bar? She wanted to comb over the drink menu.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Exit' sign? 'But I still need to leave!'
Why did the blonde bring a notebook to the bar? To jot down her thoughts on cocktail napkins.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Winding Road' sign? 'Let's take a shortcut.'
Why did the blonde bring a fishing pole to the bar? She heard it was a good catch.
How did the blonde break her neck watching TV? She sat on the remote.
Why did the blonde bring a bicycle to the bar? She heard they had a bike lane.