How do you confuse a blonde for hours? Give her a mirror and tell her to reflect on her life choices.

What did the blonde say when she heard it was going to rain cats and dogs? 'Oh no, I hope not. I just got rid of all my allergies.'

Why did the blonde refuse to play hide and seek with the brunette? She was sure she would find her own hiding spot.

Why did the blonde refuse to take a coffee break? She was worried she might get mugged.

What did the blonde say when she was asked if she believed in capital punishment? 'Yes, if it's for a capital offense.'

Why did the blonde go to the dentist? She heard they specialize in tooth fairy tales.

How does a blonde confuse you with a riddle? You sit on a rock and ponder, 'How stupid is she?'

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? To draw on her drinks.

How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A good time interrupted by a period.

Why did the blonde stare at the jump rope for hours? It said 'Don't jump to conclusions.'

Why did the blonde apply for a job at the orange juice factory? She wanted to concentrate.

How did the blonde break her leg raking the yard? She fell out of the tree.

How can you tell if a blonde has robbed a bank? She's the one holding up the line.

Why did the blonde bring a coat to the bar? Because the drinks were on the rocks.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? 'Donuts seeds!'

What do you call a blonde with dyed hair? An airhead with a new look.

Why did the blonde get excited about the dictionary? She thought it was a photo book.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to be cold? She curled up by the fireplace with a spelling bee.

Why did the blonde buy a mirror with instructions? She wanted to see how it felt to be told to reflect.

How did the blonde win at hide and seek? She closed her eyes and counted to negative one.

How does a blonde turn on the light after dark? She opens the refrigerator door.