Why did the blonde spend the whole day staring at the orange juice container? Because it said 'concentrate.'

Why did it take the blonde two hours to drink her orange juice? Because it said 'concentrate.'

Why did the blonde put a ruler on her bed? To see how long she slept.

What did the blonde say when asked if she believed in aliens? 'Of course not, they're too far to see.'

Why did the blonde go to the airport and stare at the orange juice cans? She wanted her luggage to be 'concentrated.'

What did the blonde say when she saw lightning hit the Eiffel Tower? 'Wow, that's going to take a while to climb.'

What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A foursome.

Why did the blonde dye her hair brunette? To prove she was not dumb.

What do you call a blonde with a functioning brain? A golden retriever.

Why did the blonde put sugar on her computer? To sweeten the memory.

Why did the blonde put her phone in an envelope? She wanted to send a text message.

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

Why did the blonde bring a puzzle to the bar? To piece together a good time.

How did the blonde break her shoulder gardening? She planted herself too firmly.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Rough Road' sign? 'But I prefer smoothies.'

How did the blonde break her knee painting? She got too carried away with abstract art.

How did the blonde break her toe walking? She stubbed it on a thought.

Why did the blonde bring a lighter to the bar? She wanted to light up the dance floor.

How did the blonde break her back lifting weights? She thought they were featherweights.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Low Bridge' sign? 'I'll duck, thanks.'

How did the blonde break her finger texting? She sent a thumbs-down emoji too vigorously.