Did you hear about the blonde who tried to steal a police car? She locked the keys inside.

Why did the blonde sell her car for gas money? She heard it had a lot of mileage.

Why did the blonde wear a coat to the BBQ? She heard it was 'chili' outside.

Why did the blonde stare at the elevator for hours? She heard it was going up and down.

Why did the blonde bring a hairbrush to the bar? She heard it was a 'brush up' on drinks.

How did the blonde try to bake a cake? She put her phone on airplane mode and told it to 'fly away'.

Why did the blonde bring a map to the park? She heard it was 'map out' the best spots.

Why did the blonde take a ruler to the party? To measure the fun!

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the restaurant? To see if she was still 'hungry'.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the gym? She heard it was 'uplifting'.

How did the blonde try to make a sandwich? She put two slices of bread in a DVD player and waited for a 'movie' to come out.

Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the concert? In case she wanted to 'rest' her ears.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign 'No Smoking'? 'Guess I'll have to bring my own fire'.

Why did the blonde take a spoon to the park? She heard it was a 'stirring' place.

How did the blonde try to play the piano? She put her fingers on the keys and hoped for a 'touchscreen'.

Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the beach? To 'dig up' some fun.

Why did the blonde take a hammer to the party? In case she wanted to 'nail' the dance floor.

How did the blonde try to fix a broken clock? She told it to 'watch itself'.

Why did the blonde bring a toothbrush to the pool? In case she wanted to 'brush up' on swimming.

Why did the blonde take a flashlight to the beach? She heard it was a 'spotlight' event.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find the airplane? She called the Lost and Found department.