Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde break her toe kicking a door? She missed the 'knock.'
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Floor' sign? She got a towel to dry it.
Why did the blonde bring a chainsaw to the party? She wanted to 'cut' loose.
Why did the blonde bring a purse to the movie theater? She heard they were showing 'Change'
What do you call a blonde with an MBA? A dropout.
How did the blonde break her toe while raking leaves? She mistook the rake for a foot massager.
What do you call a blonde at a poker table? The joker.
How did the blonde try to fix her computer? She unplugged it and blew on the screen.
Why did the blonde bring a leash to the bakery? She heard they had 'collie'flower bread.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A blonde.
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the therapy session? She heard it was good to reflect on things.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the dance floor? She wanted to break it down.
What do you call a blonde with a dog? A guard dog.
Why did the blonde bring a clock to the dentist? She wanted to 'tooth' hurty.
How did the blonde try to clean her computer? She tried to scrub the screen with soap and water.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the desert? She heard there would be sand-wiches.
How did the blonde try to improve her memory? She wrote things down on a mirror.
What did the blonde say when she saw the cheerios box? 'Oh look, donut seeds!'
What did the blonde say when she saw the blinker blinking? 'My car's lost its voice!'
What did the blonde say when asked to alphabetize the M&Ms? 'I can't do that, I'm colorblind!'
How do you confuse a blonde astronaut? Take away her dome.