Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde try to swim across the ocean? She heard it was a great way to 'sea' the world.
Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the library? She heard there were 'deep' books there.
Why did the blonde try to start a fire with two sticks? She thought it would 'spark' something new.
Why did the blonde bring a GPS to the bathroom? She heard it was a great place to 'go places'.
Why did the blonde try to teach her dog calculus? She heard it was a 'ruff' subject.
Why did the blonde try to make a sandwich with a calculator? She heard it was 'addictive'.
Why did the blonde bring a map to the elevator? She heard it was a great way to 'lift spirits'.
Why did the blonde try to cook a meal with a blow dryer? She heard it was a 'hot' trend.
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the 'soft' side.
Why did the blonde go to the auto parts store? She heard they were giving away free muffler bearings.
Why did the blonde carry a twig in her pocket? In case she needed a map.
Why did the blonde stare at the puzzle pieces for hours? The box said 2-4 years.
Why did the blonde take a pencil to bed? In case she had to draw the curtains.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bar? She heard the drinks were on tap.
Why did the blonde stare at the clock for hours? She heard it was time to kill some time.
What did the blonde say when asked to rearrange the alphabet? 'I'll need a mirror because I can't spell.'
Why did the blonde sit on the newspaper? To keep up with current events.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her pencil? She used her lipstick as a pencil.
How did the blonde know it was time to go to bed? The sun went to sleep.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant with twins? 'Is that a double take?'
Why did the blonde wear a helmet to the bar? In case of a shot called 'headbanger.'