What's a brunette's mating call? 'I'm so smart! I'm so smart!'

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? Change.

Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? Because she loved children.

What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? Sweet and low.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the office? She heard the company was reaching new 'heights.'

How did the blonde try to charge her phone? She plugged it into the toaster and waited for it to 'power' up.

How did the blonde try to iron her shirt? She put it in the refrigerator and waited for it to 'press.'

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the park? She wanted to 'ramp' up her picnic.

How did the blonde try to make popcorn? She put the kernels in the microwave and waited for them to 'pop.'

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the nightclub? She heard the party was on the top floor.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the beach? She heard the view was 'sea'-rious.

How did the blonde try to heat up her TV dinner? She put it in the microwave and waited for it to 'warm' up.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the concert? She wanted to get to a 'higher' level of music.

How did the blonde try to open a can of soup? She asked a can opener to 'pop' the top.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the theater? She heard the show was 'top'-notch.

How did the blonde try to dry her wet hair? She stuck her head out the window and waited for it to 'blow' dry.

How did the blonde try to make a sandwich? She put bread in the toaster and waited for it to 'toast.'

What did the blonde say when she saw a stop sign? 'I better bring a chair.'

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the restaurant? She heard the food was 'top' quality.

How did the blonde try to warm up the pool? She poured hot water in and waited for it to 'heat' up.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the zoo? She wanted to see the 'high'-lights.