Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde burn her ear? Trying to iron her hair.
Why did the blonde bring a towel to the bar? She heard they needed a designated wiper.
How did the blonde catch a fish? She pretended to be a mermaid.
Why did the blonde pour Cheerios on her computer? She thought it was a digital breakfast.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Floor' sign? She used another door.
Why did the blonde wear a helmet to the park? She heard it was a rollercoaster ride.
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? To practice her drinking pose.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? 'Yikes, where's the exit?'
Why did the blonde wear sunglasses to the concert? She wanted to see the music better.
How did the blonde get locked in the grocery store? She tried to shop at closing time.
Why did the blonde bring a map to the park? She heard it was a maze.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find a spoon? She used a fork to 'eat around' the problem.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? 'Look! They spelled MACY's wrong.'
How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? There's whiteout on the screen.
What did the blonde say when asked if she believed in aliens? 'Why would I believe in myself?'
Why did the blonde think she could fly? She heard the drinks were on the house.
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to make Kool-Aid? She burnt the water.
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign? 'Look, they spelled MACY's wrong.'
How did the blonde know the coffee was hot? She saw the steam coming out and thought it was her brain working.
What did the blonde say when she realized she was on the wrong flight? 'Well, I guess I'll just go with the flow.'
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Please turn over' sign? 'I can't, I'm already upside down.'