Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde break her nose texting? She walked into an emoji.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Bump Ahead' sign? 'But I just did my hair!'
How did the blonde die at the beach? She got stuck in a sandcastle.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Construction Zone' sign? 'They're working on my condo!'
Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? So she wouldn't get lost in the drink menu.
How did the blonde break her hand playing soccer? She high-fived herself too hard.
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to the bar? To measure the length of the bartender's pours.
How did the blonde die from drinking water? She drowned in a rainstorm.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Dip in Road' sign? 'I'll bring the chips!'
Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bar? To sum up her tab.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? To eat soup with a fork.
What did the blonde think of the new elevator? It had its ups and downs.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Trespassing' sign? 'Where am I supposed to pass?'
Why did the blonde wear headphones to the bar? To listen to her drinks.
How did the blonde die while ice skating? She thought she could walk on water.
What did the blonde say when someone asked her if she's a good driver? 'My car is excellent.'
What did the blonde say when she saw a sign that said 'Fasten Your Seatbelt'? 'But I'm not in a car!'
Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the bar? In case she needed to pack it in for the night.
How did the blonde break her hand playing chess? She got caught in a checkmate.
Why did the blonde bring a vacuum to the bar? She heard the dance floor needed cleaning.
Why did the blonde bring a basketball to the bar? In case she wanted to shoot some hoops.