Why did the blonde run with a ladder on her shoulder? She heard drinks were on the house.

Why did the blonde return the puzzle? It was busted up and she couldn't fix it.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? To draw a blank.

How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a piece of paper that says 'Please turn over'.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? To avoid waking up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde pour Cheerios on the plate? She heard it was a balanced breakfast.

Why did the blonde bring a helmet to the circus? She wanted to protect her 'circus-ist' image.

Why did the blonde bring a fan to the beach? She wanted to be the 'cool' one in the group.

Why did the blonde bring a skateboard to the retirement home? She wanted to 'grind' into her golden years.

Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the beach? She thought it was a 'sand digging' competition.

Why did the blonde bring a measuring tape to the gym? To measure her gains.

Why did the blonde bring a snow shovel to the mall? She thought there was a 'winter clearance' sale.

Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the restaurant? She wanted to pack some leftovers.

Why did the blonde bring a steering wheel to the beach? She wanted to 'park' herself in the sun.

Why did the blonde bring a TV remote to the park? She wanted to change the channel on nature.

Why did the blonde bring a chef's hat to the grocery store? She thought it was a cooking competition.

Why did the blonde bring a telescope to the bar? She wanted to 'shoot for the stars'.

Why did the blonde bring a surfboard to the lake? She thought she could catch some 'wave' action.

Why did the blonde bring a magnifying glass to the fashion show? To see the 'big picture'.

Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the gym? In case she needed a quick workout nap.

Why did the blonde bring a trampoline to the office? She heard they were bouncing ideas around.