Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde do when she ran out of gas? She parked her car and waited for a 'refuel' truck.
Why did the blonde bring a GPS to the mall? She heard it was a 'shopping expedition'.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the desert? She heard there was a sand-wich.
How did the blonde try to keep her hands warm? She lit a fire under her hands.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup for hours? It said 'simmer slowly'.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She went on a diet because she heard she was 'expecting'.
How did the blonde try to heat up her car? She stuck it in the microwave.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was snowing? She packed her bags and moved to the North Pole.
Why did the blonde bring a bat to the baseball game? She heard they were 'hitting it out of the park'.
Why did the blonde watch the movie while standing on her head? She wanted to see it from a different perspective.
How did the blonde try to cool down her house? She put it in the freezer.
Why did the blonde buy a TV? To watch the radio.
Why did the blonde get locked in a grocery store? She saw the sign that said 'cash only'.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of juice? It said 'concentrate'.
What did the blonde do when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months? The box said 2-4 years.
Why did the blonde sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse.
What do you call a blonde with a brunette on each arm? A translator.
Why did the blonde write 'TGIF' on her shoes? To remind her that Toes Go In First.
Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? Because she loves kids.
Why do blondes have more fun? Because they are easier to spot in a crowd.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the movie theater? In case she wanted to draw a curtain.