Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? All-you-can-eat.
What’s a blonde’s favorite rock group? Air Supply.
What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS? A whine cellar.
Why did the blonde go to the dentist? Her computer had a bluetooth.
What did the blonde say when asked what the capital of California is? 'C'.
Why was the blonde wearing a coat indoors? She heard it was chilly outside.
How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.
What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? Took a cab.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was adopted? She asked her parents if they knew her real mom!
How did the blonde confuse her phone with a banana? She tried to make a call by peeling the banana!
Why did the blonde think a quarter was more valuable than a dollar? Because it had more sides!
What did the blonde do when she ran out of gas? She tried to refill the tank with water from the windshield washer!
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the gym? She heard it was a good place for a power nap!
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'No Parking' sign? She thought it meant no walking either!
Why did the blonde bring a hair dryer to the beach? She heard it was the best way to blow dry!
How did the blonde try to get rid of a fly in her car? She opened the window and hoped it would fly out on its own!
What did the blonde do when she lost her watch? She asked someone what time it was and then borrowed their watch!
Why did the blonde bring a baseball bat to the opera? She heard it was a hit show!
How did the blonde try to stop a dog from barking? She barked back louder!
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? She walked right in to see what was inside!
Why did the blonde bring a leash to the grocery store? She thought it was a 'pet friendly' place!