Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party? She heard the drinks were on the rooftop!
Why did the blonde take a mirror to the park? To see if she could reflect on nature!
Why did the blonde think her calculator was broken? It kept showing her the same number - 80085!
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to bed? To measure her dreams!
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She drowned it in water!
Why did the blonde go to the doctor with a jar of mayonnaise? She heard it was good for dressing wounds!
Why did the blonde bring a map to the desert? She wanted to know where to find the sand castle!
Why did the blonde wear a coat on a hot day? She thought it was a cool jacket!
Why did the blonde take a spoon to the park? To dig for treasure under the swings!
Why did the blonde think she could fly by jumping off a building? She wanted to test her airhead theory!
Why did the blonde take a watering can to the beach? To make sure the tide didn't dry up!
Why did the blonde bring a key to the bakery? She heard it made great bread!
Why did the blonde bring a pack of playing cards to the airport? She heard it was a 'suitcase.'
Why did the blonde think she could catch a fish with her hands? She thought it was a 'catch-and-release' pond.
How did the blonde manage to fail a blood test? She thought it was a pop quiz.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the art gallery? She heard she could nail the concept of modern art.
Why did the blonde take a map to the desert? In case she got lost in the sands of time.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said 'concentrated.'
Why did the blonde bring a watch to the bar? She heard time flies when you're having fun.
Why did the blonde take a car door to the desert? So she could roll down the window when it gets hot.
How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.