What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents happen around the home? She moved.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory? Proofreading.

What's a blonde's idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.

Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can't fit 8 cups of water in the little package.

Why did the blonde apply for a job at the guillotine factory? She was looking for a head in life.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Tell you later.

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek winner.

Why did the blonde take a car door to the desert? She wanted to roll down the window in case it got too hot.

Why did the blonde go to the dentist? She wanted to get a Bluetooth.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the Super Bowl? She heard there would be lots of turnovers.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign 'Airport Left'? 'Huh, I must have missed the plane.'

Why did the blonde get excited about finishing a puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.

Why did the blonde go to the movie theater with a ladder? She heard the movie was rated 'PG-13'.

How did the blonde break her arm raking the yard? She fell out of the hammock.

Why did the blonde bring a hair dryer to the bank? To blow dry her account.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of juice for hours? It said 'concentrate' and she thought it was giving her advice.

Why did the blonde bring a coat hanger to the car race? She heard it was a pit stop.

Why did the blonde bring a marker to the party? She heard they were drawing a crowd.

Why did the blonde think it was a great idea to buy a solar-powered flashlight? She thought it would work at night.

What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Floor' sign? She did her laundry.