Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde say when asked to spell 'orange'? The fruit or the color?
Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to rain? She put her convertible top up.
What did the blonde say when she saw the highway sign that said 'Drive Thru'? Must be for really fast cars!
Why did the blonde refuse to play hide and seek? She didn't want to risk losing.
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can? It said 'concentrate'.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the interview? To draw her conclusions.
How do you confuse a blonde? You don't, they're born that way!
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice for so long at the supermarket? It said 'concentrate' on the label!
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the airport? To draw the curtains!
How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? To draw attention.
Why was the blonde staring at the calendar for hours? She was waiting for the weekend to come.
How did the blonde break her arm while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? Because it said 'concentrate'.
How did the blonde die while drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.