Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? In case she locks the keys in her car.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out the W's.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? To draw blood.
How did the blonde die while drinking coffee? She got grounded.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said 'concentrate'.
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? To stir up trouble.
Why did the blonde get locked out of her car? She left the keys in the ignition.
What do you call a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? An air freshener.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
What do you call a blonde underneath a brunette? Last year's bleach.
Why did the blonde get fired from the banana factory? She threw out all the bent ones.
What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar.
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side!
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container for hours? It said 'concentrate' on it!
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her!
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in six months? The box said 2-4 years!