Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? Full.
Why was the blonde staring at the can of frozen orange juice for hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why did the blonde get excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months? The box said 2-4 years!
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A dumb blonde with a PhD.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She drowned it.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? To drink soup.
How did the blonde catch a bird? She climbed a tree and waited for it to land.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.
How did the blonde try to kill a mosquito? She slapped herself in the face.
Why did the blonde stare at the shampoo bottle? It said 'lather, rinse, repeat' and she couldn't figure out when to stop.
What do you call a blonde with a job? A unicorn.
Why did the blonde try to water the computer? She heard it needed to be refreshed.
How did the blonde try to cool down her computer? She put it in the fridge.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice? It said 'concentrate' on it.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A genius in disguise.
How did the blonde try to alphabetize her M&M's? She put them in order of color.
Why did the blonde wear a sweater to the hot tub? She heard it was a jacuzzi.
What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took a nap at the bus stop.
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a paper.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the math test? To draw the parallel lines.