Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? She heard it was a speakeasy.

What did the blonde do when she saw a box that said 'Open Here'? She went home.

What did the blonde do when she found out 2+2 equals 4? She went back to bed.

What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel? 'Oh, someone dropped their skin.'

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the desert? She heard it was a hot spot.

What did the blonde do with the dead battery? She buried it.

How does a blonde part her hair? By doing the splits.

What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue.

Why did the blonde wear a condom on her head? To avoid getting a dirty mind.

What did the blonde do when she missed the 66 bus? Took the 33 bus twice.

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said 'Concentrate'.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? She moved.

Why did the blonde tiptoe past the clock? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping time.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice can? Because it said 'concentrate'.

Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur in the home? She moved.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Red means stop.

Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? She wanted to measure how long she slept.

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She wanted to make up her mind.