Why did the blonde bring a chainsaw to the salon? She heard they were giving out free trims.

Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the gym? She heard it was all about counting reps.

Why did the blonde bring a metal detector to the park? She heard there was a lot of hidden treasure.

Why did the blonde bring a beach chair to the frozen yogurt shop? She thought it was a sundae station.

Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the library? She heard they were diving deep into books.

Why did the blonde bring a magnifying glass to the concert? She wanted a closer look at the band.

Why did the blonde bring a compass to the office? She heard they were navigating a lot of paperwork.

Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the restaurant? She heard they had a dim sum special.

Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to the coffee shop? She thought they were serving up travel-sized lattes.

How did the blonde try to charge her phone? She plugged it into the microwave.

What did the blonde do when she saw the sign 'Do Not Enter'? She walked right in.

What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took the taxi over to the bus stop.

How did the blonde try to change a lightbulb? She tried to untwist the ceiling.

How did the blonde try to fix her computer? She rebooted it by turning off the power strip.

Why did the blonde bring a map to the amusement park? She wanted to go on the water slide.

What did the blonde do when she saw the sign 'Wet Floor'? She grabbed a towel.

How did the blonde try to cook spaghetti? She put it in the microwave without water.

What did the blonde do when she ran out of gas? She called AAA to bring her more air.

Why did the blonde only make Kool-Aid on snow days? She heard it was refreshing and easy to make.

Why did the blonde stand in the corner of the room? She heard that most accidents happen in the corners.

Why did the blonde put a sweater on her watermelon? She heard it was going to be a little 'melon'choly.