Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair red? A fire alarm.
Why couldn't the blonde make a phone call? She didn't know 11 was the country code for the US.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was out of coffee? She went to the police station to report her coffee pot stolen.
Why did the blonde put ice in her computer? She wanted to freeze the screen.
Why did the blonde get locked out of her house? She couldn't find the key marked 'S' for stucco.
Why did the blonde take a bell to bed? To ring in her dreams.
Why did the blonde bring a pillowcase to the bar? She heard it was a pillow fight night.
Why did the blonde take a fan to bed? To keep things cool in her dreams.
Why did the blonde bring a jump rope to the bar? To skip into a good time.
Why did the blonde take a compass to bed? To find her way through dreamland.
Why did the blonde take a slingshot to bed? To hit all her dream targets.
Why did the blonde bring a microphone to the bar? She wanted to sing the night away.
Why did the blonde take a yoga mat to bed? To stretch into dreamland.
Why did the blonde bring a horn to the bar? She wanted to blow her own fun tune.
Why did the blonde take a sausage to bed? To dream of a meaty existence.
Why did the blonde bring a hat to the bar? She wanted to cap off the night.
Why did the blonde take a beach ball to bed? To bounce into dreamland.
Why did the blonde bring a feather to the bar? To tickle some funny bones.
Why did the blonde take a paintbrush to bed? To brush up on her dreams.
Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the bar? She was ready for a journey into fun.
Why did the blonde take a pillowcase to bed? To rest her dreams on softness.