Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde take a blanket to the bar? She wanted to 'wrap up' her drink.
Why did the blonde bring a clock to the bar? She wanted to have a 'good time' around the clock.
Why did the blonde bring a flag to the bar? She thought they were serving 'flag' drinks.
Why did the blonde take a book to the bar? She heard they had a 'literary' cocktail menu.
Why did the blonde bring a hat to the bar? She thought it was a 'cap' off party.
Why did the blonde bring a baseball bat to the bar? She thought it was a swing dance party.
Why did the blonde bring a cat to the bar? She wanted to raise the 'purr' factor.
Why did the blonde bring a dictionary to the bar? She heard they were thirsty for knowledge.
Why did the blonde take a flashlight to the bar? She thought it was 'lit.'
Why did the blonde bring a key to the bar? She thought it was a lock-in event.
Why did the blonde bring a plant to the bar? She wanted to join the 'drinking plant.'
Why did the blonde take a bike to the bar? She thought it was a 'cycle' of drinks.
Why did the blonde bring a fan to the bar? She wanted to 'cool' off with the drinks.
Why did the blonde bring a hat to the bar? She wanted to 'top off' her drink experience.
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? She heard it was a 'slumber' party.
Why did the blonde take a chair to the bar? She wanted to make her drink 'sit' down.
Why did the blonde take a backpack to the bar? She thought they were serving spirits.
Why did the blonde take a compass to the bar? She wanted to make sure she never lost her way to the drink specials.
Why did the blonde bring a glue stick to the bar? To stick around for more fun.
Why did the blonde take a fire extinguisher to the bar? She heard the drinks were fire.
Why did the blonde bring a comb to the bar? She heard it was a happening spot for 'hair of the dog' drinks.