Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a glass of water to the bar? She heard it was happy hour.
How did the blonde try to kill a mosquito? She gave it a blood donation.
Why did the blonde bring a candle to the bar? She wanted to set the mood.
Why did the blonde bring a needle to the bar? She heard they had a thread of specials.
How did the blonde try to kill a spider? She asked it to spin a web of lies until it suffocated.
Why did the blonde take a suitcase to bed? She was packing for dreamland.
Why did the blonde stand on the scale all day? She was waiting for her weight to drop.
How did the blonde try to turn off the light? She tried blowing it out like a candle.
Why did the blonde take a pencil to bed? To draw her own conclusions.
Why did the blonde take a gun to the bar? She heard it was a shot night.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She threw it in a lake and hoped it would drown.
Why did the blonde bring a TV to the bar? She wanted to watch her favorite show.
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She told it knock-knock jokes until it died of boredom.
Why did the blonde take a car door to the bar? So she could roll down the window in case it got too hot.
Why did the blonde bring a cheese grater to the bar? She wanted to make grated cocktails.
How did the blonde try to kill a tree? She hugged it and hoped it would suffocate.
Why did the blonde stare at the mirror all day? She was practicing to be her own reflection.
How did the blonde break her finger texting? She got thumbs up in the wrong direction.
Why did the blonde stare at the vacuum cleaner for days? She was waiting for it to suck up her problems.
How did the blonde break her wrist roller skating? She thought she was auditioning for a wristwatch ad.
Why did the blonde bring a telescope to the bar? To see the moonshine.