Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde stare at the clock all day? She was trying to kill time.
How did the blonde break her toe playing baseball? She thought it was a finger ball.
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to the bar? She heard it was the suitcase club.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'I knew something was missing from my life, turns out it was birth control.'
How did the blonde try to kill a mosquito? She waited for it to bite her so she could 'suck the poison out'.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She threw it off a cliff.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Free Parking' sign? 'Great, now I just need a car.'
How did the blonde try to kill a mosquito? She sprayed herself with bug spray and waited for it to bite her.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'Whoa, I guess those antibiotics weren't working.'
How did the blonde try to catch a deer? She put on camo and sat still, waiting for it to come to her.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup? It said 'add water' and she couldn't figure out how to do math.
How did the blonde try to kill a spider? She threw a shoe at it and missed, hitting the wall instead.
Why did the blonde bring a hairbrush to the bar? So she could brush up on her drinking skills.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Trespassing' sign? 'Well, I wasn't planning on playing any sports here anyway.'
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the beach? She heard the tide was high and wanted to climb it.
How did the blonde try to catch the fog? She ran through the mist with her arms out, hoping it would get caught.
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? To reach new heights of fun.
What did the blonde do with the bowl of jello? She tried to milk it.
How did the blonde break her toe trying to open a can of soup? She kicked it.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant again? 'I guess lightning can strike twice!'
What did the blonde say when she saw the bananas with extra potassium? 'Wow, those are loaded!'