Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde stare at the printer for days? She was waiting for the paper to make copies of itself.
How did the blonde break her ankle playing basketball? She kept trying to dunk with her foot.
Why did the blonde stare at the microwave for hours? She thought she could see her IQ going up.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She wanted to give it a day off swimming.
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the bar? To dig herself out of the drinks.
Why did the blonde stare at the light bulb for hours? She was waiting for a bright idea.
How did the blonde trip over a cordless phone? She thought it was a power trip.
Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the bar? In case the drinks got deep.
Why did the blonde stare at the computer screen for days? She was trying to find the 'any' key.
How did the blonde break her foot playing soccer? She kicked the ball the wrong way.
Why did the blonde bring a fan to the bar? She wanted to make some cool friends.
Why did the blonde stare at the puzzle for hours? She thought the pieces would fit themselves.
How did the blonde break her fingernail opening a door? She thought it was a nail-biting thriller.
Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the bar? She was planning to backpack her drinks.
Why did the blonde stare at the ceiling fan all day? She was looking for the updraft in her life.
How did the blonde break her nose swimming? She thought the pool had a shallow deep end.
Why did the blonde bring a compass to the bar? She wanted to navigate the drink menu.
Why did the blonde bring a football to the bar? To score some drinks.
Why did the blonde stare at the calendar for hours? She was waiting for a good hair day.
How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves? She thought she was auditioning for a tree dance.
Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? In case she got lost in her drink.