Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a diary to the bar? To write down all the 'spirited' experiences.
Why did the blonde bring a camera to the bar? She heard the drinks were picture-perfect.
Why did the blonde take a calculator to the bar? She wanted to add up all the fun.
Why did the blonde take a whistle to the bar? She heard they had a 'blow the roof off' special.
Why did the blonde take a telescope to the bar? She heard they had out-of-this-world drinks.
Why did the blonde bring a parachute to the bar? She heard the drinks were sky-high.
Why did the blonde bring a compass to the bar? She heard they were heading in the right direction.
Why did the blonde bring a magnifying glass to the bar? To 'zoom in' on the fun.
Why did the blonde take a pogo stick to the bar? She heard they had a hopping cocktail menu.
Why did the blonde bring a plant to the bar? She heard they were serving garden-fresh drinks.
Why did the blonde bring a slingshot to the bar? To shoot for the stars with her beverage choices.
Why did the blonde take a hammer to the bar? She heard they had a happy hour.
Why did the blonde bring a key to the bar? She heard they had a lock-in.
Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? She heard they had a world-class bartender.
Why did the blonde take a book to the bar? She heard it was a bestseller.
Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the bar? She heard they had a shining cocktail menu.
Why did the blonde take a magnet to the bar? She heard the drinks were magnetic.
Why did the blonde bring a clock to the bar? She heard they were serving up good times round the clock.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup? It said 'concentrate' on the label.
Why was the blonde so happy to finish a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.
Why did the blonde break the clock in the car? She wanted to see time fly.