Why did the blonde bring a umbrella to the bar? She heard there was a 'pour' party.

What do you call a blonde athlete? A race car.

Why did the blonde fail cooking class? She thought 'butterfly' was the only fly she could cook.

How do you confuse a blonde at a library? Tell her to 'read between the lines' of a blank page.

Why did the blonde bring a cowbell to the bar? She heard it was a 'moo-sical' night.

What do you call a blonde who loves superheroes? Wonder Blonde.

Why did the blonde fail at fishing? She thought 'catch and release' meant catching up on sleep.

How do you know a blonde has been camping? The tent is filled with makeup instead of sleeping bags.

Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bar? To nail the bartender.

What's a blonde's favorite dessert? A blondie brownie.

Why did the blonde fail the math test? She thought Pi was a dessert.

How do you know a blonde has been baking? The cookies have smiley faces drawn with icing.

Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? She heard it was the key to adventure.

What do you call a blonde who works at an ice cream shop? An ice queen.

Why did the blonde fail at gardening? She thought a watermelon grew on a water tree.

How do you confuse a blonde on Monday? Tell her a knock-knock joke on a Friday.

Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the bar? She heard it was a 'pack of fun'.

What do you call a blonde who loves geography? Lost.

Why did the blonde bring a carrot to the bar? She heard they were serving fresh 'shots'.

How can you tell a blonde has been gardening? The flower bed is full of sprinkles.

Why did the blonde fail the astronomy test? She thought the moon was made of cheese.