Why did the blonde take a ladder to the pet store? She heard the parrot was a real stand-up comedian.

How did the blonde try to kill a deer? She asked it to play dead.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the train station? She heard the conductor was climbing the corporate ladder.

What do you call a blonde with a ladder at a football game? A true fan.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the office party? She heard there was a promotion on the line.

What do you call a blonde with a cell phone? A chatterbox.

How did the blonde try to kill a fly? She put it in the freezer and yelled 'iced fly.'

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the zoo? She heard the giraffes were on the top level.

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw on a deserted island? Resourceful.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the art gallery? She heard the paintings were high-class.

How did the blonde try to kill a cricket? She asked it to play cricket.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the office? She heard the boss was on a high horse.

What do you call a blonde with a shovel? A hole lot of trouble.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the mountain? She heard the view was breathtaking.

How did the blonde try to kill a snake? She asked it to play charades.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the fashion show? She heard the models were above average.

What do you call a blonde with a ladder? A woman on a mission.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the farm? She heard the cows could jump over the moon.

How did the blonde try to kill a dragonfly? She asked it to play Dungeons & Dragons.

What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A person who could've done better.

Why did the blonde jump off a building with a parachute? She wanted to see if it worked.