Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde with a screwdriver? Miss Fix-It.
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead on arrival.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup? It said 'open lid, heat, serve' three times.
What do you call a blonde with a Ph.D.? A prank.
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? By staring it to death.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Overqualified.
What do you call a blonde with a bag of ice? A trooper.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She went looking for the 'motherboard.'
What do you call a blonde with a brunette wig? An undercover agent.
How do you confuse a blonde on a rainy day? Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was dyslexic? She went to buy a 'Yolkswagon.'
How do you confuse a blonde at an art gallery? Ask her to find the corners in a round painting.
Why don't blondes make good doctors? They can't operate without directions.
What do you call a blonde with an IQ of 90? A gifted amateur.
What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took a Heelys.
What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station? A blonde jokes about it and we get stuck on step 1.
Why did the blonde return her engagement ring? She found out it was fake news.
How do blonde braincells die? Alone.
Why did the blonde run with a ladder? She heard that drinks are on the house.
Why are blonde jokes so short? So brunettes can remember them.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice for an hour? It said 'concentrate' in tiny letters.