Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a smart blonde? A Labrador retriever.
Why did the blonde stop at the orange juice stand? She thought it was a tanning booth.
Why did the blonde get so excited about getting a free couch? She finally had something to sit on while she waited at the bus stop.
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box say 'may contain nuts'? 'But where's the squirrel?'
What's a blonde's favorite color for nail polish? Clear.
Why did the blonde get a job at the M&M factory? She heard they throw away all the W's.
What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of crimes occur around the home? She moved.
Why was the blonde super excited to finish the puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall in the bar? To see what was on the other side.
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs in a round room.
Why did the blonde sit on the TV and watch the couch? She wanted to watch the show on the living room screen.
Why did the blonde get excited during the car race? Because she heard there would be a pit stop.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the barbecue? To eat the grill marks.
What did the blonde do when she saw a banana peel on the floor? She laughed and said, 'Oh, I know this one!'
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the interview? Because she wanted to dream job.
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Deadliest blondest.
Why did the blonde bring a baseball bat to the soccer game? She heard they needed a good batter.
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the desert? She heard it was a good reflection spot.
What did the blonde say about the broken vase? 'It must've been framed!'
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the library? She heard the best-sellers were on the top shelf.
Why did the blonde bring a lawn mower to the beach? She heard it was a great way to catch waves.