Why did the blonde drive her car into the ditch? She wanted to test the suspension.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? To get a few shots of Tequila.

Why did the blonde buy a box of Cheerios? She thought it was a doughnut seed collector.

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her microwave? She thought it was a real 'bombshell'.

What is a blonde's idea of a dream date? A man who can carry on a conversation.

Why did the blonde bring a microphone to the bar? She wanted to 'tune' into the conversation.

How did the blonde die from playing chess? She couldn't 'pawn' off her king.

What do you call a blonde with a map? Geographically challenged.

Why did the blonde bring a fan to the bar? She thought it was a 'cool' place to be.

How did the blonde break her nose while eating soup? She tried to inhale through a 'straw'.

What do you call a blonde with a stopwatch? Time's up.

Why did the blonde bring a guitar to the bar? She wanted to 'strum' up some fun.

How did the blonde break her finger at the bar? She asked for the 'point' of the party.

Why did the blonde bring a laptop to the bar? She wanted to 'connect' with the nightlife.

What do you call a blonde with a dictionary? Wordy.

Why did the blonde bring a telescope to the party? She thought it was a 'stellar' idea.

How did the blonde break her leg at the bakery? She tried to 'knead' the dough.

Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bar? She wanted to 'add up' the fun.

What do you call a blonde with a vacuum cleaner? Suckcessful.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar on Halloween? She heard the drinks were 'spirited'.

What do you call a blonde with a chemistry set? A mixologist.