What do you call a blonde at a college football game? A spectator.

Why did the blonde sit on the TV? She wanted to watch the couch potato.

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write 'turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Why did the blonde decide to become an electrician? She heard they get a lot of shocks.

How do you get a blonde's eyes to roll? Mention the word 'study'.

Why did the blonde sit on the roof with a shovel? She heard someone say drinks were on the house.

Why did the blonde bring a coat hanger to a party? In case she needed to hang up her coat in the car.

How does a blonde confuse a telephone pole? She tries to dial it.

What did the blonde say when asked if she believed in the supernatural? 'I used to until I found out it was just a blonde in a white sheet.'

Why did the blonde stare at the cup of coffee for hours? It said 'decaf'.

What do you call a blonde with a chain saw? Dead.

Why did the blonde wear her cheer uniform to church? She heard it was a 'holy outfit'.

How can you tell a blonde did your landscaping? The bushes are still crying.

How did the blonde break her arm brushing her teeth? She tripped over the floss.

What did the blonde name her pet turtle? Slowpoke.

What did the blonde say when she couldn't find her car keys? 'I must have locked myself out.'

What do you call a couple of blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes.

How can you tell if a blonde's been using your computer? The screen is covered in white-out.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? There are M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why did the blonde think her phone was broken? She couldn't find the 'eleven' button.

Why was the blonde excited about the golf pencil? She heard it had great lead.