Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Why did the blonde put her iPhone in the blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the Super Bowl? She wanted to eat all the turnovers.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign 'No Trespassing'? 'Is that Spanish for 'enter'?
What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took the toaster to work instead.
What did the blonde say to the doctor after giving birth? 'How do I know which baby is mine?'
Why did the blonde bring a sandwich to the bar? She heard it was ladies' night.
Why did the blonde bring a scale to the party? She heard they were having a weigh-in.
Why did the blonde put her phone on airplane mode? She wanted free Wi-Fi.
How do you get a blonde to laugh on Sunday? Tell her a joke on Monday.
What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She went to a job interview.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice? She wanted to find out if it was 'concentrated'.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the theater? She heard the movie was going to be over the top.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen pizza box? She was waiting for it to 'pre-heat'.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using the microwave? There's a note inside that says 'don't microwave pets'.
What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents happen close to home? She moved.
Why did the blonde put her iPhone on silent? She heard it was sleeping.
How can you tell if a blonde has been sending emails? You see lipstick on the screen.
What do you call four blondes at a four-way stop? Quatro sinko.
Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Why did the blonde bring a pair of binoculars to the bar? She heard it was eye-opening.