Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bar? She heard it was 'happy hour' and wanted to make sure she got the best deal.

Why did the blonde bring a plant to the bar? She heard they were 'branching out'.

Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to the bar? She thought it was a 'travel-themed' night.

What did the blonde say when she saw a sign that said 'Bottomless drinks'? 'Where's the bottom?'

Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the bar? She heard they were serving 'deep-sea cocktails'.

What did the blonde say when she saw a sign that said 'Karaoke night'? 'Where's the car?'

Why did the blonde bring a camera to the bar? She heard they had shots.

How do you confuse a blonde on a diet? Give her a doughnut with no hole.

Why did the blonde bring a football to the bar? She heard they were playing 'bar games'.

Why did the blonde bring a belt to the bar? To hold up the drinks.

What did the blonde say when she saw a sign that said 'Drink like a fish'? 'Where's the fish tank?'

Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? She heard it was a 'destination'.

Why did the blonde bring a book to the bar? She thought they had a 'happy hour'.

How did the blonde drown while drinking water? She got lost in the glass.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the big exam? To draw her own conclusions.

What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 70? A foursome.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Warning: Wet Floor' sign? 'Can't be too careful around those dry floors.'

How did the blonde die ice fishing? She cut a hole in the ice and drowned trying to put the boat in.

What happened when the blonde tried to water ski? She couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen juice? She was trying to figure out how to unfreeze it.

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to drown a fish? She forgot to put water in the bowl.