Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde break her leg while water skiing? She fell out of the paddleboat.
Why did the blonde bring a TV to the bar? She heard it was Happy Hour.
How did the blonde try to light up a room? She held a flashlight up to her ear.
Why did the blonde try to start a vegetable garden in the ocean? She heard seaweed was a popular plant.
What did the blonde say when she missed the bus? She took a nap.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the movie 'Under 17 Not Admitted'? 'I'm only 16, can I go in?'.
Why did the blonde think her TV was broken? It said 'No signal' but she didn't see any stop signs around.
Why did the blonde go to space? She heard it was out of this world.
How did the blonde try to kill a worm? She buried it alive.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Floor' sign? She did the cha-cha.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen food section for hours? 'It's giving me chills!'.
What did the blonde say when she saw the blinking red light at the top of the radio tower? 'Oh no, the radio must be pregnant!'
Why did the blonde wear headphones at the restaurant? She heard they had great 'beet' music.
Why did the blonde think she could swim faster than a shark? She saw 'speedy' on the sunscreen bottle.
How do you drown a blonde in coffee? Tell her it's deep and dark.
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? 'Ooooo look, donut seeds!'
Why did the blonde doctor carry a red pen? In case she had to draw blood.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? She wanted to see what was on the other side.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted... in a special way.
What do you call a blonde at a golf course? The caddy.
What do you call a blonde with an iPhone? A selfie queen.