Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She thought she was in a sleeping beauty story.

How do you confuse a blonde woman? Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to alphabetize them.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Put her in a round room and tell her there's a check in the corner.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What do you call a blonde with a flamethrower? An excellent bowler.

What did the blonde say when she was asked where the salad bar was? 'They need a bar just for salads?'

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerio box said 'easy to swallow'? 'Oh, now they have instructions!'

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? They have to have some place to put their feet.

What does a blonde say when you ask her what seven plus seven is? She replies, 'it's on the tip of my tongue!'

Why do blondes refuse to play hide and seek? They can never find themselves.

Why was the blonde sitting on the roof? She heard drinks were on the house.

What did the blonde say to the shoe? 'Nose you, it's a foot!'

Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She was making apple juice.

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see them.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill!

Why did the blonde get locked out of the car? She couldn't find the keyhole.

How did the blonde burn her ear? Phone rang while she was ironing.

Why did the blonde bring a bag of chips to the parking lot? She heard there was free air.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She cried tears of joy and asked if it was a boy or a girl.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? To draw a bartender.