What do you call a blonde with a hamster? A pet owner.

Why did the blonde bring a bra to the bake sale? She heard it was a 'supporting' event.

How can you tell if a blonde has been in the ocean? Look for sunscreen on the fish.

How do you confuse a blonde with a rubber band? Ask her to find the 'band-aid'.

Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the bar? In case it was a 'light' beer.

What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Floor' sign? She did the splits.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the Super Bowl? In case they had a 'quarterback sneak'.

How do you confuse a blonde on a shopping trip? Put her in a circular dressing room and tell her to wait in the corner.

Why did the blonde bring a calendar to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house every day.

How can you tell when a blonde has been on the computer? There's lipstick on the screen.

How do you confuse a blonde about a mirror maze? Tell her to find the corner.

Why did the blonde bring a step ladder to the church? She heard the service was uplifting.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant? She went looking for the 'I' on the keyboard.

Why did the blonde bring a helmet to the bar? She heard it was a 'hard hat' area.

How do you confuse a blonde about a broken pencil? Give her an eraser and tell her to try again.

Why did the blonde bring a tree to the math class? She heard it was an 'algebra tree'.

Why did the blonde bring a bucket of water to the gym? She heard she needed to 'pump iron'.

Why did the blonde get excited during the puzzle? The box said 2-4 years.

Why did the blonde buy a large waterbed? She heard that she could catch a wave.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign 'Missed Call'? She called back.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the interview? In case they had to draw blood.